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Spread4u is a fine spread indeed! Talentful and with an enticing design (sort of porno meets day-glo), this is one of the top cam sites around for price and girls.

Feel free to browse, it costs nothing but it is limited. I think I surfed for about 30 minutes before being ordered to sign up (they literally block you for the rest of the day). And, by jove, it’s worth registering to Spread4U. I can tell U.

The first babe that I deemed worthy of a click - and there was a bountiful bevvy of beauties here, luring me in, I counted over 30 online and ready to chat - was Lovely Jesa (Lovely is part of her name, not an endorsement from me although she is a nice-looking Asian babe). “Any toys bb?”

While I wait for my answer, I notice how Spread4U has a good audio system, fun for hearing all that toy action I bet! - every juicy slurp and vibrating humm. Mmmmmm. (Side note: SweetMaddy - the hottie pictured above - was listening to the crappest radio station in the world!!)

Lovely Jesa answers “yea, have knife here.” No kidding. Knife? She’s grinning like a she-devil. A sense of humor, perhaps?

Or perhaps she’s a psycho path? She then says “u want, I don’t have toys, but have a knife here.” Hmmm, a threat?! I can’t believe it. I am going to prepare to evacuate these premises before she goes all Loretta Bobbitt on my manhood… weirdo.

I have to be sure though, as this is seriously the first time ever a girl has threatened me, without any provocation of any kind. “You cut me?” I ask inquisitively. I hear her typing… she’s smiling like a wild banshee!

“I cut ur hmmm—” she answers. Yikes! That’s enough to make me leave, although I store this conversation in my brain just in case I ever graduate from simple toy-loving to being some kind of stabbing/slicing fetishist. I believe that Angelina Jolie used to slice and dice in the bedroom, taking a knife to bed, and storing vials of her lover’s blood round her neck. A little too kinky for me. I’m into TOYS and in my book, a knife ain’t no toy.

Here’s a new rule of thumb - If you can’t run with it, it’s not a toy.

My mom always said, never run with scissors… or knives too, I’m sure. So, yep, knife is out as a bedroom toy, methinks. But I’ve never heard anyone get stabbed by a dildo… well, ’stabbed’: yes, but cut: no. No, thank you, mam.

I check out a chick called DirtyAngel next. She looks hot, but isn’t answering anyone. Loads of dudes firing questions at her and she just sits there. Reminds me of my old call-center job when I would let callers pile up while I ignore them! She’s a nice little brunette but no replies to any of the chatroom questions. I hate silent types. Although I decide to check out her bio, which says her favorite toy is her black dildo! Cool.

A toy-toting Dirrrrrty Angel. That could be dangerous. I just wish she’d seem receptive to the chatters. What if I take her private and I ask her to cum with her dildo and then she ignores me! Doesn’t bode well for that, does it?

By the way, I know I’ve waxed lyrical about this in the past, but I seriously love sites with a ‘favorite toy’ question. Every cam site should do this!

It’s so easy for toy-lovers to browse the bios and find out who is into their toys. Not as great as some sites though. ifriends is really good with it’s ’search’ function, making it even easier to find any mention of toys in bios. Still, half the fun of cam sites is browsing the babes, so I don’t mind entirely.

So, let’s get down to the nitty gritty — Spread4U offers nude chat (group) and private (one on one) - $1.99 and $2.99 a min respectively with Dirty Angel. Each girl sets her own rate, but most of them float around this affordable figure, which is cool.

It’s a great site for free online chat. Puts sites like LiveJasmin to shame, as many of the girls aren’t too overwhelmed by the dudes questioning them and many have time to pay attention to you. Also, there’s lots of sexy senoritas online and waiting to play. Quite impressive.

Brunette Kassandra18 is another cutie at Spread4U - her favorite toy, according to her bio, is ‘you’ (I’d prefer it if she had said ‘a cucumber’ as I can’t be in the room with her, but I could live vicariously via a hard piece of cock-shaped veg). Kassandra18’s nude chat is $1.49 and private $2.49.

And she offers remote control hi-def camera which is nice… I like being in control

So, yep, very happy with Spread4U. There could certainly be more toy action, but I was still pleased with the 30+ girls online. Bit annoying when the free preview time expired. But, it’s definitely worth signing up as a free lifetime member with larger video sizes (hopefully more fluid than the jumpy free feed?), access to girl’s galleries and a customized favorites list.

I give Spread4U a 4 4U rating
And a 3 4u rating for it’s toy selection

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